Monday, November 07, 2005
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
So Now That Baseball's Over...
...I can refocus all my time and energy on BIOLOGY!!!
Hahah I kid. It’s now officially football season (or at least when it starts getting interesting). Heh.
So the other day I watched the Steelers game. Chelsey and I both agree it was gut-wrenching until the end, but there was absolutely no reason why the ravens, THE RAVENS, should have ever been leading.
Oh and the NL Gold Gloves were announced today…
P-Greg Maddux
C-Mike Matheny
1B-Derrek Lee
2B-Luis Castillo
SS-Omar Vizquel
3B-Mike Lowell
OF-Jim Edmonds
OF-Andruw Jones
OF-Bobby Abreu
Bobby Abreu? BOBBY ABREU?! Ha.Ha.Ha.
Who are the guys who vote on this? Did they even watch a single game all season…pfffsst.
I’m surprised they didn’t vote Rolen in for 3B. **BIG FAT EYEROLL**
Oh yeah I saw this quiz in someone’s myspace and couldn’t resist…
I’m not in love…and I’m pretty sure I’m still a virgin*.
*It doesn’t count if you did it once with your best friend in Rio after 12 margaritas while watching an episode of Golden Girls.
Hahah I kid. It’s now officially football season (or at least when it starts getting interesting). Heh.
So the other day I watched the Steelers game. Chelsey and I both agree it was gut-wrenching until the end, but there was absolutely no reason why the ravens, THE RAVENS, should have ever been leading.
Oh and the NL Gold Gloves were announced today…
P-Greg Maddux
C-Mike Matheny
1B-Derrek Lee
2B-Luis Castillo
SS-Omar Vizquel
3B-Mike Lowell
OF-Jim Edmonds
OF-Andruw Jones
OF-Bobby Abreu
Bobby Abreu? BOBBY ABREU?! Ha.Ha.Ha.
Who are the guys who vote on this? Did they even watch a single game all season…pfffsst.
I’m surprised they didn’t vote Rolen in for 3B. **BIG FAT EYEROLL**
Oh yeah I saw this quiz in someone’s myspace and couldn’t resist…
I’m not in love…and I’m pretty sure I’m still a virgin*.
*It doesn’t count if you did it once with your best friend in Rio after 12 margaritas while watching an episode of Golden Girls.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Sweet Jesus!
Ugg...so much for my predictions coming true...I'm so torn...While I love-no-LOOVE Ozzie Guillen, I want Biggio and Bagwell to get rings. I’m a fan of Petitte, but I also love Garland. The Astros are a classy team and a classy organization, and that town deserves that big banana pie in the sky, but the town of Chicago has been dry for the past 100 years too...
So basically it comes down to this:
So basically it comes down to this:
Brad Ausmus...Attended Dartmouth…majored in government. Did I mention the booty?
Mmmmm....Scott Podsednik....yeah I voted 40000 times for him...Lips that could kill a snake. (not sure what that means)
So now you see my dilemma…I couldn’t possibly pick one or the other. So I’m just hoping the series goes 7 games, and my boys do well.
Friday, October 14, 2005
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Four Teams Remain:
ALDS:
ChiSox vs. LAAngels
Yeah the edge goes to the ChiSox, yeah they're the best in the AL, great pitching, yadi yadi yadi...So what?I'm not hating on the White Sox, but its vital that the Angels are in the World Series (Molina/Molina vs. Molina)
I say Angels in 7...
NLDS:
CARDS vs. Astros
Uggg.....Here we go again....When I think about last year, I get reallly reallly worried. We beat the Astros and they're hungry to beat the team that defeated them last year.
But then I remember how good the Cards Pitching is and how we own them 11-5, and then i'm not worried so much...
Cards in 5...
(that's right I went there)
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Pardon Me Sir, but Here's Your Ass
Ahhhh Oh my God, I can't believe my predictions came true! **see below**
Today is such a good fucking day, Cards won, Carpenter threw 6 shut out innings just like the Cy Guy he is, AND the BoSox got SPANKED, 14-2...Best Offense in MLB? Hmmm...
I'm not going to say anything else....just cherish this feeling. Mmmm
Today is such a good fucking day, Cards won, Carpenter threw 6 shut out innings just like the Cy Guy he is, AND the BoSox got SPANKED, 14-2...Best Offense in MLB? Hmmm...
I'm not going to say anything else....just cherish this feeling. Mmmm
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Crazy People Don't Ask if They're Crazy
Oh Man {proof} was so goddamn good. Why you ask?
1. Movie about fucking proofs. I get excited when someone mentions the word proof, now I get a whole 2 hours of constant geometry.
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
Yes he is a hottie. In the movie he takes off his shirt. Yes I enjoyed that part.
Too bad hes a raging liberal bitch. Ho-hum.
As I am writing this the Steelers are 2-0. In a couple minutes Im going to turn on the game. Did I mention I play for them? Chelsey plays for the Cowboys. They suck.
ONE WEEK LEFT IN REGULAR SEASON
This is what I want (but probably won't happen):
AL East: Yankees
AL Central: White Sox
AL West: Angels
AL Wild Card: Red Sox
NL East: Braves
NL Central: Cardinals already clinched
NL West: Padres
NL Wild Card: Astros
+This way we face Padres in first round, and if Houston makes it well be fine. We own them this year...
+I don't want the Indians anywherear near the playoffs. I know its like only a 1 1/2 lead the ChiSox have but they can still hold on...
+I really don't care if the Red Sox or the Yankees win the AL East just as long as the other one wins the AL Wild Card. Neither of them will go deep this year...
+Yes I know I know--While I love the Athletics and I *heart* Huston Street, I want the Angels in the World Series. I think they have as good a shot as anyone, and how cute would that be if all three Molinas were playing....*arwwwwww*
So there you have it: Cards will beat the Angels in 6 games this year and rightfully become world champions, or my name isn't Shirley.
1. Movie about fucking proofs. I get excited when someone mentions the word proof, now I get a whole 2 hours of constant geometry.
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
Yes he is a hottie. In the movie he takes off his shirt. Yes I enjoyed that part.
Too bad hes a raging liberal bitch. Ho-hum.
As I am writing this the Steelers are 2-0. In a couple minutes Im going to turn on the game. Did I mention I play for them? Chelsey plays for the Cowboys. They suck.
ONE WEEK LEFT IN REGULAR SEASON
This is what I want (but probably won't happen):
AL East: Yankees
AL Central: White Sox
AL West: Angels
AL Wild Card: Red Sox
NL East: Braves
NL Central: Cardinals already clinched
NL West: Padres
NL Wild Card: Astros
+This way we face Padres in first round, and if Houston makes it well be fine. We own them this year...
+I don't want the Indians anywherear near the playoffs. I know its like only a 1 1/2 lead the ChiSox have but they can still hold on...
+I really don't care if the Red Sox or the Yankees win the AL East just as long as the other one wins the AL Wild Card. Neither of them will go deep this year...
+Yes I know I know--While I love the Athletics and I *heart* Huston Street, I want the Angels in the World Series. I think they have as good a shot as anyone, and how cute would that be if all three Molinas were playing....*arwwwwww*
So there you have it: Cards will beat the Angels in 6 games this year and rightfully become world champions, or my name isn't Shirley.